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| BURPMAN |
This is my movie script, Burpman. Good script, I think, and hopefully, when I get my video camera, I will be able to film this. THIS SCRIPT IS COPYWRITE 1998 BY RICKY VAUGHN, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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BURPMAN The Movie-By Ricky Vaughn The Location: A Mall The Characters: A lady, a guy, and other people The Plot: A man that annoys a lady by burping Lady: (Walking through the mall) dum, de-dum, la, la, la, Where is my boyfriend? He was supposed to be here an hour ago. (She sits on bench, a guy comes and sits next to her) Lady: Hi. My name is Cindy. I'm waiting for my boyfriend. His name's Adam, long hair, about to here, pretty tall, really fine, have you seen him? Guy: (Looks at her) Cindy: Uh...Are you okay? Guy: (Looks at her) Cindy: Um... I think I'll go... Uh... are you, like, mute, or something? Guy: BURP! Cindy: (Looks at him) Okay... Um...Bye. (Gets up. Guy taps her on the shoulder) Yes? Guy: (Very loud Belch) Cindy: GROSS! Get away from me, you stupid little...uh... Guy: BURP! Cindy: OOOO!!! Yuck! (Slaps him, he slaps her back, she gives him a nasty look, runs away. The Burpman follows her into a bookstore) Cindy: Why are you following me, uh... sir? Burpman: BUALRRRRPPP!!! Cindy: (Has many people staring at her) Get away from me. (Burpman puts his arm around her, and belches) AUGHHH!!!!! Burpman: BURP! Cindy: Get away from me! (She runs off, and hides in a corner...she waits... he is looking for her, opening books, looking inside, burping, and throwing them to the floor. She finally thinks she's lost him, so she walks into the arts section, and picks up a book on singing. She starts singing quietly. Burpman looks down the aisle, and sees her. He smiles, and walks up to her slowly. She doesn't see him as she gets louder with her singing. Burpman picks up another copy of the same book. She looks up and sees him, sighs) Please go away. Burpman: Burp! Cindy: Uhhh.(Said with alot of frusteration. She walks into another aisle, ans sits down.) geez (Looks into her book. She studies for a little while, and sings) La, la, la. (Burpman studies, and sings from the other aisle) Burpman: Burp, Burp, Burp! Cindy: (She gets an angry look on her face, screams, runs to the aisle her new friend is at, throws the book at him, and then runs as he throws his book at her, and burps loudly, and follows her. She runs into a girls bathroom. He looks at the door, thinks for a minute, puts his finger up, and says BURP! And walks into the bathroom. Many girls scream. He burps back. He is searching for Cindy. He finds her and says BURP! She runs off screaming. He runs off burping.) Cindy: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Burpman: BUURRRMMMPP!!!!! Cindy: HELP! Security! Burpman: Bu-boh! (The security officer come) Officer: What's your trouble, ma'm? Cindy: He's stalking me! Burpman: Burp! Officer: Is this true? Burpman: (Thinks for a second, and says) Burp! Officer: Uh... Listen, gas-boy. You leave her alone or I'll see to it that you get thrown out of here. Burpman attacks the officer, and beats him up while he burps Cindy: Oh, my. (She runs) Burpman looks up, and screams Burpman: BBBUUUUURRRRPPPP!!!! He runs after her, and follows her into a clothes store. She looks at some of the dresses, and picks to try on. She notices Burpman picking out the same dress. She ignores him, and walks into the dressing room. So does Burpman. She walks into an empty room. We now see the security guard. He is being helped up by three offices, all laughing histarically. Officer: I'm telling you, he just burped, and started beating the crud out of me! (They just laugh) We now see Cindy, with her dress on. She looks at herself, and says Cindy: I look good. (She hears three burps, and walks out of the dressing room to see Burpman in the same dress. He burps. She screams.) Cindy runs to the checkout place, and throws money at the lady, and runs off in her dress. Burpman throws money at the lady, and runs off in his dress. They are running through the mall in new dresses. She stops to catch her breath, and Burpman sits next to her, and puts his arm around her, and burps. Cindy: I give up. Burpman burps in happiness. Cindy looks up. Her boyfriend is standing there, loooking at Cindy, and the guy with her, in a dress, with his arm around her. Adam: Who is this? Cindy: Uh.. I can explain...uh... he's stalkling me! Adam: In a dress? Cindy: Uh... I can explain that to. He, uh... wants to be like me. Adam: Hey! You stupid jerk! Why are you stalkin' my girl? Burpman: BURP! Adam: Oh, really? Well, Mr. Funny Man. It's time to die. Burpman attacks Adam, and beats him up, while burping. He gets up, and puts his arm around Cindy, and walks. Everybody is staring at him and her. A guy looks discustingly at him, and Burpman gives him a sassy look, and lets out a long burp in his face. The man faints. Cindy says Cindy: One, two THREE!!! (She runs) Burpman: BOOOOOOOOORF! (He runs after her) Cindy runs into a knife store, punches out the worker-dude, breaks a glass thing with a big sword in it, and grabs it, points it at Burpman, who has just arrived, and says Cindy: Get away from me, you freak. Burpman: (He grabs a sword) BUOOOORRRRRP!! Cindy: I hate you. Burpman: Burp! Cindy: Youv'e ruined my life! Burpman: Burp! Cindy: You smell awful! Burpman: Burp! Cindy: I'm gonna kill you. Burpman: Burp! They sword fight. They fight there way out of the store, and next to the railing of the mall, where Burpman looks down, and notices there up pretty sinkin' high! He burps, drops his sword, she kicks him, he fall off, and burps all the way down. Cindy: What have I done? (She runs down the stairs, and up to a half-dead Burpman) Cindy: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to... OH!!! I'm sorry. Are you okay? Say something. Burpman: (He struggles to get it out) Excuse me. Cindy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! The cops come, and look at her Cop: Wha happned? Cindy: I killed him. Cop: Your under arrest. Cindy: It was an accident. Cop: I don't care. There's donuts at the other side of the mall. I get them for free. I'll pour Coffee on you. Cindy: But... But it was self defense! Cop: So? Why is your boyfriend there wearing a dress? Cindy: NO! He's not my boyfriend! He's a freak! Cop: The death penalty! Cindy: NOOOOO!!!! Cop: YESSSSSSSS!!!! Cindy: No. Cop: Yes. Cindy: No. Cop: Yes. Cindy: BURP! Cop: KILL HER!!!!! The cops take out machine guns, and shoots her. Her boyfriend runs at them and yells Adam: NOOOOOO!!!! Cop: Shoot him to. They shoot Adam. Cop: Shoot the dead guy, to make sure he's dead. They shoot Burpman. Cop: Okay, men. Time for donuts.(they walk away, get on an elevator, and leave. We see three dead people) THE END | The Lady | ||||||||||||||||
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| Our Hero, Burpman |
Oh, yeah, a little bit about myself, I'm Ricky Vaughn, I'm really kewl, and I have a girlfriend, so sorry, girls, I'M TAKEN!!! Anyway, hope you enjoyed the script, and i drew the crappy pictures. BYE!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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